Ha ha ha.....this should be fun!
PS, these reasons below are mainly why I have not had one date in 6 weeks.....
1. All of his photos are self-portraits. He has no real photos at real social occassions.
2. Not only are all of his photos self-portraits, they are taken with a camera phone in the mirror of his bathroom.
3. Said self-portraits are shirtless.
4. He says "NO CRAZIES!!!!!" in his bio.
5. He's laying on his back looking longingly up at his laptop's webcam for yet another self-portrait.
6. He does have a real photo in a real social setting, but he's got both arms wrapped around scantily clad women who may or may not be drunk.
7. Or, his photo in #6 is posing with Hooters girls.
8. You can tell how he's aged through the years based on his 5 photos, with the earliest ones he has hair in and there are some where there's definitely been 5 years of hair loss in between.
9. Every photo is of him drunk. Really drunk.
10. He has only photos of landscapes he's visited while traveling or just his pets--not in front of the landscapes, not with his pets....
11. He's taken a paint tool from Photoshop and colored over his ex girlfriend or ex wife's face---and a bad coloring in at that---didn't anyone learn to color within the lines?
12. One of his profile photos is a definite wedding or engagement photo with the wife cropped out.
13. More to come.....!
Hope you enjoyed! I'm coming to the realization that........a good one is hard to fine!
this post was awesome :)
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