Sunday, June 5, 2011

You looking for a house? Bad MLS photos...

Here are some lovely MLS photos of homes on the market.... Let's pretend these are all from the same house, belonging to homeowners, Mark and Debbie......this is their story of how they prepped their house for MLS photos before attempting to sell their home to retire to Florida!

Debbie yelled to Mark, "Mark, I've been telling you this for 40 years...put the toilet seat down AND don't leave the toilet paper roll all unraveled when we take photos of our bathroom!"

Then, Mark yelled to Debbie "I'll put the seat down when you declutter your office!"

Then, their grandson, Mickey got upset his video game time was being disrupted by yet another fight between his grandparents!

Mark said to Debbie, "Do you think we can call it an eat-in kitchen if we just put two chairs in front of the microwave?"

Debbie answered "I don't know if we can....but I know I need to finish putting the clothes away in our bedroom first!"

Then, Mark said "Be sure to tell the realtor that we added this painting because the room lacked natural light and a great view..."


  1. Oh my gosh! Hilarious; and just awful!

  2. Ahhh I love your commentary! You need to do another post like this haha